Thursday, February 9, 2012

An Open Letter to Lindsay Lohan...




You used to be so cute. What happened to you?? Instead of tearing you down like most blogs and gossip mags, here is what I suggest:

  • Ditch those really bad extensions and dye your hair back to red. The platinum blonde washes you out.
  • Stop using cheap self tanner. No matter what, you look orange. There's nothing wrong with being pale, which brings me to my next point.
  • Avoid wearing white, especially with your skin tone and blonde hair. Everything looks the same color and doesn't do you any favors.
  • No more botox, fillers, plastic surgery. You're in your 20's for Christ's sake, there's no reason to keep messing with your face.
  • Sign on to play in a movie and actually follow through with it. Remember Mean Girls? Yeah, that was awesome. Do more movies.
Best Regards,
Makeup Majesty


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